The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.
Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.
There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.
Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.
Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
Do for yourself or do without.
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