Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created, next to the likes of Paul Newman and Gene Kelly. It's something that should be had on a daily basis.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.
There are two kinds of people in the world, observers and non-observers.
I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.
The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole day without food.
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.
He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.
Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.
When the going gets tough, the tough reinvent.
I eat like a horse - my mother still brings me Cadbury's chocolate from Britain; I do have a very healthy appetite - but I work out.
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
You never know what you're going to get as a receiver.
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