You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
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