You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
This guy makes coffee nervous.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
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