The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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