Jim Cornette Quotes About Wrestling

• I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Bullshit, Allergies

• The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

  Jim Cornette

  Children, Real, Wrestling

• Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Acorns, Blind

• The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Sides, Grass

• I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

  Jim Cornette

  Sports, Wrestling, Animal

• Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling

• He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, People

• Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

  Jim Cornette

  Jobs, Wrestling, Faults

• Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

  Jim Cornette

  Sweet, Wrestling, Men

• He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Noise, Bigs

• Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

  Jim Cornette

  Wrestling, Elements, Tables

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