If you're a pro coach, NFL stands for 'Not for long.
I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.
You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell.
He can be a great player in this league if he learns how to say two words: "I'm full."
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