You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.
Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.
Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.
When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.
How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.
Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.
Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.
There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.
He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.
You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes.
I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.
I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.
That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)
Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)
The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!
Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do.
If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.
Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.
The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.
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