The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.
Leadership is the challenge to be something more than average.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of the average conscience a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
I personally think that we can win the World Cup. We are improving with every game. With such a young average age in the squad we can only carry on improving.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span - a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly have evolved to accommodate it.
The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days - an average of two hundred miles a day. But we soon began stretching our riders and making better time.
The average person puts only 25% of his energy and ability into his work. The world takes off its hat to those who put in more than 50% of their capacity, and stands on its head for those few and far between souls who devote 100%.
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
Teaching is the only major occupation of man for which we have not yet developed tools that make an average person capable of competence and performance. In teaching we rely on the 'naturals,' the ones who somehow know how to teach.
Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.
The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever.
Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.
It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
What have we achieved since the end of the Second World War? We have allowed petty, bourgeois regimes in which everything is average, mediocre.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Americans are apt to be unduly interested in discovering what average opinion believes average opinion to be.
I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess.
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