Tim Allen Quotes - Page 4

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• I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

  Tim Allen

  Children, Independent, Adults

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think there's a percentage [of the audience] that don't realize, that don't know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It's more of a ... it's not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.

  Tim Allen

  Hard Work, Thinking, Rehearsal

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• I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it's one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they're going to want something from me I can't give, or they're going to hurt me.

  Tim Allen

  Running, Hurt, Want Something

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• I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

  Tim Allen

  Democracy, Socialism, Either Or

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

  Tim Allen

  Memories

  "Tim Allen: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. November 2011.

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• I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

  Tim Allen

  Dog, Cat, Guy

  "Tim Allen Talks Last Man Standing, Classic Sitcoms, Stand-Up, and the Future of the Toy Story Series". Interview with Christina Radish, movieweb.com. April 03, 2012.

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• I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don't do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn't like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I'd probably eat vegetables.

  Tim Allen

  Animal, Gun, Vegetables

  "Tim Allen Talks LAST MAN STANDING, Classic Sitcoms, Stand-Up, and the Future of the TOY STORY Series". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. April 3, 2012.

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• My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

  Tim Allen

  Kids, Boys, Men

  "Tim Allen: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. November 2011.

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• I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.

  Tim Allen

  Opportunity, Design, Tools

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• I may go back and spice it up with a little bit of the tool stuff and grunting and all that that I know so well. But it feels like I'm rehashing old material. And some of my audiences like that. So I'm there to entertain. I'm not there to make a political statement or anything like that. I'm there to entertain.

  Tim Allen

  Political, Tools, Spices

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• I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

  Tim Allen

  Past, Iphone, Phones

  "Tim Allen Talks LAST MAN STANDING, Classic Sitcoms, Stand-Up, and the Future of the TOY STORY Series". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. April 3, 2012.

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• Speeding is like drugs. It makes everything come at you fast, and when you go back to normal driving, safe driving, prudent driving, it seems boring. That's the danger of drugs. At first it's intoxicating, but then the rest of your life you're trying to find that very first time. It never is the same.

  Tim Allen

  Drug, Trying, Safe

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• The world is your oyster when you are successful. That was when I was getting scripts. I was planning for this. I like this business. Parts of it I love, and I didn't want it to just end. The further you get away from your success, the less your phone rings. The next thing you know, it's 20 years later and you're in a mall going, "Remember when Al and I used to do something like this.

  Tim Allen

  Successful, Phones, Oysters

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• Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

  Tim Allen

  Real, Years, Issues

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.

  Tim Allen

  Memories, Dad, Two

  “Tim Allen: What I've Learned” by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. October 11, 2011.

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• I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

  Tim Allen

  Daughter, Mother, Party

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

  Tim Allen

  Running, Reality, Jail

  “Tim Allen: What I've Learned” by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. October 11, 2011.

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• The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

  Tim Allen

  Beautiful, Real, Nice

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

  Tim Allen

  Funny, Baby, Children

  Tim Allen (1996). “I'm Not Really Here”, Hyperion

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• Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

  Tim Allen

  Christmas, Noel

  "Tell Me More" with Celeste Headlee, wclk.com. December 26, 2012.

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• For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

  Tim Allen

  Years, Ideas, Church

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I do a lot of family shows.

  Tim Allen

  Shows

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