Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
When all else fails, complicate matters
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.
No one pays me to be nice.
No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles
I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil." --Luke Skywalker
Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarassing way to die." Mara
Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want." "We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to." "Thanks." Wedge & Tycho
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