Stephen Colbert Quotes About Eyes

Quotes about: Eyes

• And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.

  Stephen Colbert

  Daughter, Children, Eye

• In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.

  Stephen Colbert

  Beautiful, Children, Eye

• Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

  Stephen Colbert

  Eye, Wind, Blind

• If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?

  Stephen Colbert

  Hurt, Eye, Window To The Soul

  TV Series "The Colbert Report", www.imdb.com. 2005-2015.

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