Stephen Colbert Quotes About Home

Quotes about: Home

• it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

  Stephen Colbert

  Home, School, Where You Are

  Twitter post from Aug 20, 2009

• If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.

  Stephen Colbert

  Confused, Home, Men

  Twitter post from Aug 09, 2012

• There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

  Stephen Colbert

  Funny, Travel, Home

• The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.

  Stephen Colbert

  Summer, Book, Home

• Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.

  Stephen Colbert

  Monday, Believe, Home

  Stephen Colbert’s speech at the White House Correspondent's Association Dinner, www.democracynow.org. May 3, 2006.

• A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust.

  Stephen Colbert

  Mother, Children, Home

• Once I'm performing the show, I think that hour show has a certain intimacy with our audience. And that intimacy is through the lens and the live audience is a witness to that, whereas the audience at home is actually the object of my efforts.

  Stephen Colbert

  Home, Thinking, Effort

  Slate's Working Podcast with David Plotz, October 17, 2014.

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