Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.
I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.
I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.
I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.
I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.
Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.
I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
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