Beano Cook Quotes

• You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

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  Heart, Two, Flying

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• Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

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  Winning, Two, Dames

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• Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

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  Football, Night, College

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• You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

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  Football, Team, College

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• Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

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  Football, Lsu, Sun

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• The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

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  Humorous, Airports, Profound

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• I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

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  Hate, Science, Hair

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• My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

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  Sports, Night, College

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• Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

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  Fans, Nebraska, Should

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