Latest Jen Kirkman Quotes from Interviews

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• I'm just going to go to schools and give inspirational speeches about our bodies. I'll just wear flowing dresses and talk way quieter than I can.

  Jen Kirkman

  School, Giving, Dresses

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• I want to re-visit everything. We're people and we're so different. I think it would just be nice if it wasn't just like, "Eww, women." That would be a big thing for me.

  Jen Kirkman

  Nice, Thinking, People

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• I don't have anything to do all year. I'm not on tour until September.

  Jen Kirkman

  Years, September

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• Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.

  Jen Kirkman

  Okay, Testosterone

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• I just feel like estrogen is bad hormones, and seen as shameful.

  Jen Kirkman

  Hormones, Estrogen, Feels

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• It's like, "Women can't handle things because they're always sad. That's estrogen." Men brag about testosterone, which makes them completely out of control too. On the other end of things, it's like, "Oh it was just testosterone. He got in a bar fight." Why is that better than crying at work?

  Jen Kirkman

  Fighting, Men, Bars

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• I'm really big on hormones.

  Jen Kirkman

  Bigs, Hormones

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• I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that.

  Jen Kirkman

  Thinking, People, Stills

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• I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?

  Jen Kirkman

  Sex, Calling, Knows

• I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets all juicy." We didn't even believe it. We were like, "Well, that's weird."

  Jen Kirkman

  Girl, Teacher, Sex

  Source: www.avclub.com

• You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.

  Jen Kirkman

  School, Thinking, Understanding

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• I'm the queen of outside speakers.

  Jen Kirkman

  Queens, Speakers

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• I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.

  Jen Kirkman

  Teacher, People, Different

  Source: www.avclub.com

• Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

  Jen Kirkman

  Men, Car, Abortion

  Source: www.avclub.com

• My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.

  Jen Kirkman

  Years, People, Would Be

  Source: www.avclub.com

• God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, "A man and woman have a baby."

  Jen Kirkman

  Baby, Teaching, Men

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• It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.

  Jen Kirkman

  Sex, Hell, Knows

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• I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

  Jen Kirkman

  Kids, Sixth Grade, Grades

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• They asked us to draw pictures of what we thought men and women look like naked and so I was like, "Get away, I'm doing my weird homework, drawing a naked man and woman." And I can't even draw. That's all I remember. I have no memory.

  Jen Kirkman

  Memories, Men, Drawing

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• My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

  Jen Kirkman

  Mother, Sex, Teach

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• There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.

  Jen Kirkman

  World, Traveling Alone, Revolutionary

  Source: www.avclub.com

• I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself in the quiet.

  Jen Kirkman

  Mean, Deep Thought, Quiet

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• When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I travel.

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  Ideas, People, Interesting

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• I have no choice sometimes, but there's something about being alone. When I'm alone I might not speak for 24 hours, but you're totally seeing things. It's a pretty cool experience.

  Jen Kirkman

  Choices, Might, Sometimes

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• Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.

  Jen Kirkman

  Phones, Traveling Alone, Whole

  Source: www.avclub.com