Paris Hilton Funny Quotes

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• A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

• If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Life, Asks

• Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Wall, Stupid

• You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Looks, Heiress

• I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Sex, Dumb

  "Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen expecting again; Josh Brolin arrested; Hilary Duff/Lindsay Lohan feud continues". www.sfgate.com. December 20, 2004.

• If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Book, Dumb

• I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Sweet, Nice

  "Paris Hilton likes monkeying around" by Jeannette Walls, www.today.com. January 4, 2007.

• I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Witty, Sorry

• What's a soup kitchen?

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Inspiring, Money

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