Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not getting him in no way diminishes this.
There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you don't have the strength left to call out for help. At that point don't expect one of your friends to jump into the water, if you've spent most of your life instructing them to mind their own business.
Perhaps success should not mean that you have nothing to say to anyone, no time for anybody, and not a moment left in your calendar for someone whom you might suddenly realize you love.
The most beautiful man in the world says everything with his eyes, and the rest with his hands and mouth.
Get out of your house in the middle of a rainstorm, get soaked in it, and then strip down-to nothing but a smile.
Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.
Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe.
There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.
There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.
Stay up and listen to lightening. If there is no lightening around, stay up and listen to nothing. Just listen to the sheer joy of your thoughts trans-versing from one corner of your brain to the next.
The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.
Ageism is the racism of the gay world. We really believe that age-and all of our fears that it carries-will "rub off" on us, the way that racists once believed blackness would.
Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction.
Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it.
Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.
Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.
If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts-either for your pleasure or theirs.
Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?
Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.
Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast.
Be reckless in your intensities.
Three great ways to lose a lover: Talk to him the way your mother talked to your father. Berate him in public because everybody loves an audience. Contrast him to your friends, and compare him with his predecessors.
We think of death and loss as tragic twins, but in fact it is loss that hurts us.
The Egyptians had a particularly nasty way of getting rid of people they felt had no consequence. Instead of embalming them, they simply constructed a fake mummy made from old strips of linen wrapped around a dummy of mud. If, in our modern world, you feel that there are a lot of "mud mummies" around you, get rid of the mud.
The lowest form of barbarism is smugly to berate someone for extending an act of kindness.
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