A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
The fool within himself is the object of pity, until he is flattered.
A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears.
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.
That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing this and doing that, but they are broke.
People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
any fool can be happy. It takes a man with real heart to make beauty out of the stuff that makes us weep.
The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.
For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself!
You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
A fool is a man who never tried an experiment in his life.
No creature smarts so little as a fool.
Wer nicht liebt Wein,Weib und Gesang, Der bleibt ein Narr sein Leben lang. Who loves not woman, wine and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
The great Tibetan meditator Gungtang Jampelyang once asked
'What is the difference between a wise man and a fool?'
The difference lies in their intention. A wise person is someone who has a good intention, not someone who merely possesses knowledge.
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