Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.
Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Art is man's expression of his joy in labor.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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