As if this whole thing isn't confusing enough, election officials announced this week that the alphabet on the ballot will begin with the letter R, then W, then Q. You know, even Sesame Street is laughing at California now.
All my life I've felt like somebody's wife, or somebody's mother or somebody's daughter. Even all the time we were together, I never knew who I was. And that's why I had to go away. And in California, I think I found myself.
I'd rather be in prison in California than free anywhere else.
There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
California, where the spring comes in the fall and the fall comes in the summer and the summer comes in the winter and the winter never comes at all ...
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
As one went to Europe to see the living past, so one must visit Southern California to observe the future.
Life in California is beautiful.
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.
I grew up on the beaches of Southern California surfing and sailing and I've always loved horses so it was part of my dream that I was able to fulfill to have horses.
Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for that matter, gives a damn about? If you do, then sit tight, because one of these days you're going to Hollywood as a technical supervisor on a million dollar movie.
California is like an artificial limb the rest of the country doesn't really need. You can quote me on that.
If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
You haven't lived until you've died in California
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.
It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.
We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."
Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.
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