Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.
The end of a marriage has got to be one of the saddest events one can experience. I've heard that the pain [of divorce] is second only to an actual death in the family, and that sounds about right.
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.
What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.
A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
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