Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.
Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a "solution" to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.
A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
Thank God you can flee, can escape from that massy five-foot-thick maggot-cheesy solidarity which overlays the earth, in which men and women in couples are ranked like ninepins.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
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