Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."
The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
If there is a heaven, it's certain our animals are to be there. Their lives become so interwoven with our own, it would take more than an archangel to detangle them.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
A good dog never dies. He always stays. He walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near. His head is within our hand in his old way.
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me... whenever... wherever-in case I need him. And I expect I will-as I always have. He is just my dog.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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