Nice Quotes - Page 21

• I have the best memories as a kid eating ice cream. It was a family tradition that I had with my father. It was nice.

  Michael Strahan

  Memories, Father, Kids

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• My job is to provide the atmosphere and assistance to the contestants to get them to perform at their very best. And if I'm successful doing that, I will be perceived as a nice guy, and the audience will think of me as being a bit of a star.

  Alex Trebek

  Stars, Jobs, Successful

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• Power in a corporation becomes residual and dwells in the background. It is the ability to exercise nice matters of judgment.

  Oliver Lyttelton, 1st Viscount Chandos

  Exercise, Corporations, Matter

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• They just tested the tap water in Los Angeles and they found traces of estrogen and antidepressants in the tap water. So it's nice to know my son's going to grow up and have huge breasts but it's not going to bother him that much.

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Growing Up, Son, Water

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• I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, Did you shoot that thing? I said, Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall

  Wall, House, Deer

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 18, 2013

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• The towers fell, and the first thing that went through my head was my dad's voice: 'Well, you brought a new life into the world, and the world's over. Nice timing, numbnuts!

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Voice, New Life

  "5th Annual End of the World Tour". www.imdb.com. 2007.

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• In a normal family, a surprise means presents, cake and a party. For me ? I had no idea. And my family, doing something nice is seen as an attack. When I was nine, I 'attacked' my father with a fathers day gift. A visor organiser for his car, because it was useful. And it rhymed. Visor. Organiser. I was nine.

  Christopher Titus

  Fathers Day, Party, Mean

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• It was so nice to go into this fake courtroom [on Ally McBeal]. I immediately went up into the judge's chair. Nice view. A preferable perspective.

  Robert Downey, Sr.

  Views, Perspective, Judging

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• I don't like to see projects that are all black or all white. It's how life is. I do like to make sure that I do a nice black family film; that's like keeping my home base. I do other things, but I like to always come back to a positive family film, because of all the negative influences today.

  Vivica Fox

  Home, White, Black

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• I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.

  Eugene Mirman

  School, Massachusetts, Hindsight

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• People found me ugly and weird looking. All those years of that whole insecurity thing just makes you feel horrible then really slowly you start to think if they can make me look nice in the picture then it's not that bad.

  Lara Stone

  Thinking, Years, People

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• Most people can be made to look beautiful - someone can do your hair nice and put some make-up on - but being sexy is something inside and not everybody has it. I don't think I ever really had it, a lot of it is to do with confidence.

  Lara Stone

  Beautiful, Sexy, Thinking

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• I eat like a kid. I like Chief Boyardee. Their Ravioli, but they have some stuff I've never seen in the real Italian food world. You ever been in a nice Italian restaurant? Hi how are you? Ummm id like to start with a nice bottle of Chanti and a couple of Caesar Salads and umm I'm going to have the Beef a'ronni. And some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the lady.

  Brian Regan

  Couple, Teenage, Real

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• You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, 'You, too. You, too.' I was getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, 'Hey, have a nice flight.' 'You, too. You, too. You have a nice flight, too - in case you ever fly some day.

  Brian Regan

  Airports, Phrases, Hey

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• I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Blow, Guy, Nice Guy

  Twitter post from Sep 26, 2011

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• I had a happy childhood in a nice suburban area, pretty idyllic, upper middle class and very, very white. My dad is an attorney. My mother is a housewife. They had five kids in seven years: me, my brother, and three sisters. I'm the oldest. We were all very active. My mother was exhausted.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Mother, Brother, Dad

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• I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is straight classy, with a straight restaurant and a chef. The whole thing, red carpet, and treating people nice, for people to come back and have a good time. That's the kind of comedy club I want to open up.

  Bruce Bruce

  Helping Others, People, Comedian

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• I was a pretty nice kid. Kind of quiet, but quiet in terms I wasn't going out and setting fire to anything. I had a big mouth and I was creative type, you know.

  Iggy Pop

  Kids, Fire, Creative

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• It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

  Dana Gould

  Country, House, Priorities

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• Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.

  Dana Gould

  Baby, Jobs, Clothes

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Apr 06, 2012

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• A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.

  Dana Gould

  People, Soul, Bumps

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jul 18, 2013

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• What if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.

  Dana Gould

  People, Heaven, What If

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• Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to take the crowd wherever I want them to go. I love it when they laugh, especially when they relate through laughter. It's a beautiful thing. It also means I'm going to get paid, which is nice.

  Alonzo Bodden

  Beautiful, Laughter, Mean

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• I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh. I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits.

  Alonzo Bodden

  Fun, Teaching, Airplane

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• I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.

  Robert Schimmel

  Real, Ocean, Whales

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