Old Farts Quotes

• There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.

  Robert Plant

  Facts, Fart, Bunch

  "Robert Plant Opens Up About Led Zeppelin Reunion, Failed Follow-Up With Alison Krauss". Interview with Stephen Rodrick, www.rollingstone.com. January 06, 2011.

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• It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

  Terry Pratchett

  Cancer, Alzheimer's, Differences

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• You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.

  DJ Quik

  Rap, Looks, Want

  Interview with David Drake, pitchfork.com. October 15, 2014.

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• I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.

  Steve Earle

  Baseball, Spring, Florida

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• ...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.

  Sherman Alexie

  Cancer, Heart, Dying

  Sherman Alexie (2012). “Blasphemy: New and Selected Stories”, p.116, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• Just let them sit in the goddam sun. But the world won't let them because there's nothing more dangerous than letting old farts sit in the sun. They might be thinking. Same thing with kids. Keep 'em busy or they might start thinking.

  Frank McCourt

  Kids, Thinking, Ems

  Frank McCourt (2005). “Teacher Man: A Memoir”, p.242, Simon and Schuster

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• Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.

  Ursula K. Le Guin

  Feminist, Kind, Annoying

  Interview with Guy Haley, guyhaley.wordpress.com. September 17, 2014.

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• Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their place yet at all.

  Chris Matthews

  Running, Guy, Fart

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.

  Mena Suvari

  Drink, Fart

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• I wrote the book based on a blog that I keep. I also tweet. I don't think that for an incredibly old fart I'm totally behind the power curve. I really believe that the essentials of human relationships remain the same.

  Tom Peters

  Book, Believe, Thinking

  Source: iveybusinessjournal.com

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• Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.

  Al Jourgensen

  Rocks, Rock N Roll, Idiot

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• If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.

  Will Carling

  Running, Games, Needs

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• I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.

  Jason Bateman

  Garden, Play, Tree

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• The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Crazy, Party, Guy

  Ozzy Osbourne (2002). “Ozzy Talking: Ozzy Osbourne in His Own Words”, Omnibus Press& Schirmer Trade Books

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