I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
I'm always annoyed about why black people have to bear the brunt of everybody else's contempt. If we are not totally understanding and smiling, suddenly we're demons.
If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.
It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.
Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no doubt end its days having Green Day songs worked out on it. A better fate was deserved - and while the reverence given to guitars annoys me, I shall miss it.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.
Commitments are one of the worst things to have in the music business. They're very annoying.
We who have the final word can speak softly or angrily. We can seek to challenge and annoy, as we need not stay docile and quiet.
I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
I really wanted to pursue music, but all those other girls are doing it and it is annoying
I had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying!
It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people so, yes I would have to say that it has done.
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
The urge to write poetry is like having an itch. When the itch becomes annoying enough, you scratch it.
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.
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