I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
People will come up to me everywhere and say, 'Ah, I saw you on 'Larry King,'' and, 'Ah, I saw you on 'Oprah.'' And it's really nice, and a lot of people say, 'Is it a pain?' And I say 'No.' And it's not annoying.
If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.
I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.
There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.
It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.
An agent saw one of the plays I did at ACT, but my mom was like, No, she's too young. I became so annoying that a year and a half later she just couldn't stand hearing me any more!
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people so, yes I would have to say that it has done.
I am what you might call abstractly anti-capitalist. For instance, I am suspicious of the old leftists who focus all their hatred on the United States. What about Chinese neo-colonialism? Why are the left silent about that? When I say this, it annoys them, of course. Good!
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
New Yorkers, by reputation, are fast-talking, assertive and easily annoyed; I fit right in.
I'm always annoyed about why black people have to bear the brunt of everybody else's contempt. If we are not totally understanding and smiling, suddenly we're demons.
Status anxiety definitely exists at a political level. Many Iraqis were annoyed with the US essentially for reasons of status: for not showing them respect, for humiliating them.
I can understand why people get annoyed at being remembered for one thing, but a lot of actors aren't remembered for anything. I don't mind that.
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