I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.
I'm always annoyed about why black people have to bear the brunt of everybody else's contempt. If we are not totally understanding and smiling, suddenly we're demons.
I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.
The urge to write poetry is like having an itch. When the itch becomes annoying enough, you scratch it.
The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.
I had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying!
We who have the final word can speak softly or angrily. We can seek to challenge and annoy, as we need not stay docile and quiet.
I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.
I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.
But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it's me doing it.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.
I like Toronto a lot, it's a good city. The only thing that really annoys me about Toronto is that you're turning Maple Leaf Gardens into a grocery store, which is absolutely nothing short of disgusting.
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends