Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
A thief believes everybody steals.
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.
People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
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