Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
A thief believes everybody steals.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.
An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
Some people never have anything except ideals.
People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.
Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
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