Who says life is fair, where is that written?
Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.
I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more.
Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed.
Love is many things none of them logical.
I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.
I just don't think it is right, killing innocent girls.
There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.
There's not a lot of money in revenge.
I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.
Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
When I was your age, television was called books.
I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either.
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
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