Santa Claus Quotes - Page 3

• His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

  Clement Clarke Moore

  White, Snow, Beard

  Clement Clarke Moore “The Night Before Christmas”, Library of Alexandria

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• Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

  Tom Clancy

  Believe, World, Santa

  Tom Clancy (1994). “Three Complete Novels”, Putnam Adult

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• Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Nice, Santa, Lasts

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• Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he's talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Jobs, Talking, Play

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• The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

  Pat Boone

  Christmas, Believe, Santa

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• Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

  Gene Autry

  Christmas, Santa, Lanes

  Song: Here Comes Santa Claus v2

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• Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but today taxes are mostly the price we pay so that politicians can play Santa Claus and get reelected.

  Thomas Sowell

  Civilization, Play, Santa

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• Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of thanks are sent to him! From childhood onward, human beings seem to be characterized by thanklessness.

  Robert E. Lee

  Gratitude, Childhood, Santa

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• You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent her, every finger painting, clay pot, bead necklace, Easter chicken, cardboard Santa Claus, paperlace Mother's Day card and school report since day one.

  Pam Brown

  Mom, Mother, Appreciation

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• I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Years, Santa, Helping

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• Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.

  Emma Watson

  Real, Believe, Wish

  FaceBook post by Emma Watson from May 30, 2012

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• Happiness does not come from external things as we're really taught as children. It doesn't come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from within your mind. Just realizing that will change your whole life.

  Frederick Lenz

  Happiness, Children, Buddhism

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• I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

  Barbara Bretton

  Easter, Believe, Use

  Barbara Bretton (2008). “Casting Spells”, p.297, Penguin

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• Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

  Annie Dillard

  Christmas, Mind, Santa

  Annie Dillard (2016). “Teaching a Stone to Talk: Expeditions and Encounters”, p.101, Canongate Books

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• Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

  Charlie Viracola

  Kids, Parent, Santa

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• I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

  Nicki Minaj

  Hoe, Santa, Reindeer

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• It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your ancestors fought in the Crusades and were often mentioned in despatches, and you cringe like a salted snail at the thought of appearing as Santa Claus before an audience of charming children who wouldn't hurt a fly. It's enough to make an aunt turn her face to the wall and give up the struggle.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Hurt, Children, Giving Up

  P. G. Wodehouse (1994). “The Theatre Omnibus”, Hutchinson Radius

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• You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

  Charles M. Schulz

  Friendly, Would Be, Santa

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• I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.

  Jimmy Boyd

  Christmas, Kissing, Night

  Song: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

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• My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of me. It was like watching Rudolph get shot by Santa Claus.

  Kevin Hearne

  Thinking, Rudolph, Mouths

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.612, Del Rey

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• Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the repression of women, inquisitions, castrating child choir singers, the denial of Santa Claus and the support of fascists in power.

  Kaz Cooke

  Children, Thinking, Support

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• Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

  Julia Sweeney

  Motivation, Inspiration, Santa

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• Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

  Jim Lovell

  Santa, Ufo, Please

  Jim Lovell, Jeffrey Kluger (2006). “Apollo 13”, p.55, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

  Pierre Desproges

  Believe, Santa, Vote

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• She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation Army Santa Claus, once, without dropping money into the kettle.’ (Wulf)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Army, Boys, Past

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Kiss of the Night”, p.29, Macmillan

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