Showers Quotes - Page 19

• I find that the three truly great times for thinking thoughts are when I am standing in the shower, sitting on the john, or walking. And the greatest of these, by far, is walking.

  Colin Fletcher

  Thinking, Three, Sitting

  Colin Fletcher, Chip Rawlins (2015). “The Complete Walker IV”, p.1224, Knopf

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• The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change. "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."

  Wilfrid Sheed

  Sunshine, Weather, Made

  Wilfrid Sheed (1978). “The good word & other words”, Dutton Adult

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• Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower.

  June Hunt

  Baby, Fetus, Born

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• The thing about curly hair is that it's a toss-up. Some days you can let it air dry and it's better than a hair-do, but some days you just look like a sloppy person. I'm really resistant to a trim. I only do it when it gets hard to brush out in the shower, then I'll submit, begrudgingly.

  Natasha Lyonne

  Curly Hair, Looks, Dry

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• All I knew about Ireland before I went there was what I learned from watching soap commercials all my life. I was totally misinformed. I thought it was an Irish tradition where you don't even take a shower with your soap - you take your soap for a walk, you compliment the soap for a little while and then, suddenly, you just start hacking it up with a hunting knife.

  Arj Barker

  Hunting, Knives, Littles

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• Fashion should be something that in the morning, when you open your window, you say, "Oh fantastic, sun!" Then you take your shower, you say, "OK fantastic, which colour I wear today because I feel happy?" This should be fashion.

  Roberto Cavalli

  Fashion, Morning, Today

  "King of bling". Interview with Polly Vernon, www.theguardian.com. August 16, 2003.

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• Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof. It's a honey die list.

  Bill Engvall

  Light, Gutters, Honey

  Twitter post from Apr 30, 2013

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• The best way to break up with a girl is like I'm taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girl, Band, Way

  Twitter post from Jun 15, 2010

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• Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek!

  Cody Walker

  Phones, Hot, Camping

  Twitter post from Aug 25, 2014

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• I called my grandmother yesterday. She picks up the phone, 'Oh hello, dear, hold on a second, I just stepped out of the shower. Let me go put some clothes on.' I said, 'Hey Grandma, don't ever tell me you're naked again. Go put a lot of clothes on. Then put some more clothes on. I'm going to sit here and drink and try to forget you naked in my head.' I'll never eat raisins again.

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Grandma, Grandmother, Phones

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• You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

  J. B. Smoove

  Dirty, Clothes, People

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• I took two important phone calls while in the shower today because I'm a goddam professional.

  AJ Lee

  Phones, Two, Important

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• Every time I see a guy walk out of an over-the-top sports car, I think they need a cold shower.

  Gia Allemand

  Sports, Thinking, Car

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• I had serious performance stage fright. I kept my singing to the confines of my shower and car, while doing the dishes, and in my basement, but I would burst out crying if anyone asked me to sing.

  Michelle Chamuel

  Car, Singing, Serious

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• So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon.

  Alanis Morissette

  Forgive Me, Forgiving, Bed

  Song: Your House, Album: Jagged Little Pill, 1995

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• So many people think that practicing an art is a good way to make a living. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. I'm talking about singing in the shower, I'm talking about dancing to the radio, I'm talking about writing a poem to a friend.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Art, Writing, Thinking

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• I am not the first to note the vast differences between the Wall Street protesters and the tea partiers. To name three: The tea partiers have jobs, showers and a point.

  Ann Coulter

  Jobs, Wall, Names

  "This Is What a Mob Looks Like". humanevents.com. October 5, 2011.

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• Sand. Everywhere. In the bed, in the shower, all over the floor. Grrrrr.

  T. S. Eliot

  Bed, Sand

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• Farrell's Bar in Brooklyn had urinals so large they looked like shower stalls for Toulouse-Lautrec.

  Joe Flaherty

  Bars, Brooklyn, Toulouse

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• Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

  Bob Saget

  Long, House, Road Trip

  Twitter post from Aug 05, 2013

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• Some ladies got the shower massager. Oh, man, you better buy her a diamond 'cause if she got a shower massager, she don't really need you anymore. That shower massager makes a woman shake like a car on bad gas going up a hill.

  Jay Mohr

  Men, Car, Causes

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• Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch to make a phone call, or how to use the Hoover Dam to take a shower, or how to work a nuclear-power plant to turn on the lights.

  Scott McNealy

  Phones, Light, Use

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• When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off.

  Ace Frehley

  Space, Water, Vacuums

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• I am glad you encouraged me with the 'Stoke' [his painting 'Stoke-by-Nayland', circa 1835] What say you to a summer morning? July or August, at eight or nine o'clock, after a slight shower during the night, to enhance the dews in the shadowed part of the picture, under 'Hedge row elms and hillocks green.' Then the plough, cart, horse, gate, cows, donkey, &c. are all good paintable material for the foreground, and the size of the canvas sufficient to try one's strength, and keep one at full collar.

  John Constable

  Summer, Morning, Horse

  "Constable". Book by Leslie Parris and Ian Fleming-Williams, Tate Gallery Publications, London, p. 380, Letter to William Purton (6 February 1836), 1993.

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• Sentences or solutions occur to me in the shower, or while running on the treadmill, or riding on the subway.

  Karen Thompson Walker

  Running, Riding, Subway

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