Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.
A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.
If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a constitutional right to health care?
I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.
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