The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.
Elgar's first symphony is the musical equivalent of St Pancras Railway Station.
Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.
Too much counterpoint; what is worse, Protestant counterpoint.
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory.
In the first movement alone, I took note of six pregnancies and at least four miscarriages.
If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
All the arts in America are a gigantic racket run by unscrupulous men for unhealthy women.
What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.
The grand tune is the only thing in music that the great public really understands.
I have just been all round the world and have formed a very poor opinion of it.
Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.
No woman is worth the loss of a night's sleep.
No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me.
Magical music never leaves the memory.
As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?
When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.
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