Emo Philips Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• When I was young, my father had a serious heart attack. He
  survived, but we lost our house and car. Under the Canadian Medicare
  system, though, we would have kept the house and car and would have just
  had to pay the inheritance tax.

  Emo Philips

  Father, Heart, Car

• I wanted to get from 4th street to 8th... Then I remembered Einstein postulating that parallel lines eventually meet. They're dredging my car from Lake Michigan as we speak.

  Emo Philips

  Lakes, Car, Michigan

• I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

  Emo Philips

  Sexy, Thinking, Doors

• I'm from Downer's Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.

  Emo Philips

  Illinois, Car, Police

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