The party which is out sees nothing but graft and incapacity in the party which is in; and the party which is in sees nothing but greed and animosity in the party which is out.
if a man be discreet enough to take to hard drinking in his youth, before his general emptiness is ascertained, his friends invariably credit him with a host of shining qualities which, we are given to understand, lie balked and frustrated by his one unfortunate weakness.
Woman is quick to revere genius, but in her secret soul she seldom loves it.
Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.
But self-satisfaction, if as buoyant as gas, has an ugly trick of collapsing when full blown, and facts are stony things that refuse to melt away in the sunshine of a smile.
The comfortable thing about the study of history is that it inclines us to think hopefully of our own times.
It is not the office of a novelist to show us how to behave ourselves; it is not the business of fiction to teach us anything.
it is not every tourist who bubbles over with mirth, and that unquenchable spirit of humor which turns a trial into a blessing.
There is no liberal education for the under-languaged.
Every true American likes to think in terms of thousands and millions. The word 'million' is probably the most pleasure-giving vocable in the language.
the most charming thing about youth is the tenacity of its impressions.
It has been well said that tea is suggestive of a thousand wants, from which spring the decencies and luxuries of civilization.
It is claimed that the United States gets the cleanest and purest tea in the market, and certainly it is too good to warrant the nervous apprehension which strains and dilutes it into nothingness. The English do not strain their tea in the fervid fashion we do. They like to see a few leaves dawdling about the cup. They like to know what they are drinking.
When the milk of human kindness turns sour, it is a singularly unpalatable draught.
We may fail of our happiness, strive we ever so bravely; but we are less likely to fail if we measure with judgement our chances and our capabilities.
We have but the memories of past good cheer, we have but the echoes of departed laughter. In vain we look and listen for the mirth that has died away. In vain we seek to question the gray ghosts of old-time revelers.
While art may instruct as well as please, it can nevertheless be true art without instructing, but not without pleasing.
This is the sphinx of the hearthstone, the little god of domesticity, whose presence turns a house into a home.
Lovers of the town have been content, for the most part, to say they loved it. They do not brag about its uplifting qualities. They have none of the infernal smugness which makes the lover of the country insupportable.
I do strive to think well of my fellow man, but no amount of striving can give me confidence in the wisdom of a congressional vote.
the labors of the true critic are more essential to the author, even, than to the reader.
Need drives men to envy as fullness drives them to selfishness.
There is a natural limit to the success we wish our friends, even when we have spurred them on their way.
fair play is less characteristic of groups than of individuals.
There are many ways of asking a favor; but to assume that you are granting the favor that you ask shows spirit and invention.
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