Chris Rock Quotes About Water

Quotes about: Water

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  There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Hilarious, Laughter

• Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

  Chris Rock

  Shoes, Water, Needs

• Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read with all this light.' Nobody give a fk about dads!

  Chris Rock

  Dad, Light, Sure Love

  "The Big City; Do Daddies Get as Good As They Give?" by John Tierney, www.nytimes.com. August 5, 1999.

• Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Daddy

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