Sarah Silverman Quotes About Jesus

Quotes about: Jesus

• Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

  Sarah Silverman

  Funny, Jesus, Humor

  "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". Documentary, Comedy, Music, www.imdb.com. 2005.

• Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

  Sarah Silverman

  Jesus, Believe, Daddy

  "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic". Documentary, Comedy, Music, 2005.

• If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

  Sarah Silverman

  Jesus, Believe, Kids

• I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.

  Sarah Silverman

  Jesus, Hate, Believe

  "What I've Learned: Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. February 20, 2007.

• I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

  Sarah Silverman

  Jesus, Kids, People

  "Sarah Silverman, Serving Up Sinfully Divine Comedy". "Weekend Edition" with Scott Simon, www.npr.org. November 23, 2013.

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