Red Skelton Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the garden - for sky, wind, fire, water, and earth. We sit and think of five of the nicest things we can about the person who hurt us. If he hurts us a second time, we do the same thing. The third time, we light a candle, and he is, for us, dead.

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  Hurt, Garden, Thinking

• I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

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  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

• She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

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  Funny, Inspiration, Humor

• Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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  Letting Go, Hands, Wife

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