Jon Stewart Quotes About Fathers

Quotes about: Fathers

• Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son.

  Jon Stewart

  Fathers Day, Valentine, Son

• Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due.

  Jon Stewart

  Father, Believe, July

• [CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?

  Jon Stewart

  Baby, Father, Usa

  Source: www.truth-out.org

• Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because his father was a wealthy alumnus. But the White House counters that Saddam is a menace and must be stopped.

  Jon Stewart

  Father, Yale, White

• The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

  Jon Stewart

  Father, Wonderful, Grudge

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