Lewis Black Quotes About Universe

Quotes about: Universe

• I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Sweet, Believe

  Lewis Black (2005). “Nothing's Sacred”, p.13, Simon and Schuster

• We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

  Lewis Black

  Dancing, Littles, Snowflake

  Lewis Black (2008). “Me of Little Faith”, p.26, Penguin

• I've seen the end of the universe, and it happens to be in the United States and, oddly enough, it's in Houston, Texas. I know - I was shocked, too. Imagine my surprise when I left a comedy club one day and walked to the end of the block, and there on one corner was a Starbucks, and across the street from that Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks, there was - a Starbucks. I looked back and forth, thinking the sun was playing tricks with my eyes. That there was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks - and that, my friends, is the end of the universe.

  Lewis Black

  Block, Eye, Thinking

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