Lewis Black Quotes About Today

Quotes about: Today

• They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Lying, Humor

  "Rules of Enragement". Comedy album, 2003.

• This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Book, Humor

  "Nothing's Sacred". Book by Lewis Black, 2005.

• Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!

  Lewis Black

  Brain, Bed, Use

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