Lewis Black Quotes About Lying

Quotes about: Lying

• They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Lying, Humor

  "Rules of Enragement". Comedy album, 2003.

• What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.

  Lewis Black

  Dream, Wall, Lying

  "The angriest man in America" by Todd Leopold, edition.cnn.com. April 28, 2005.

• This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.

  Lewis Black

  Lying, Waiting, President

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