It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.
I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.
My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job.
The mind is just another muscle.
There's a fine line between being colorful and being an asshole, and I hope I'm still just colorful.
I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
Be sure to set your goals so high that you can't possibly accomplish them in one lifetime. That way you'll always have something ahead of you. I made the mistake of setting my goals too low, and now I'm having a hard time coming up with new ones.
I'd rather be smart and poor than rich and dumb.
Rupert Murdoch is the most dangerous man in the world.
We won't be signing off until the world ends. We'll be on, and we will cover the end of the world, live, and that will be our last event . . . we'll play 'Nearer, My God, to Thee' before we sign off.
Exposure to defeat is a very important thing. Anyone who doesn't look to get beaten is doing a disservice to himself.
We're too many people; that's why we have global warming...on a voluntary basis, everybody in the world's got to pledge to themselves that one child is it.
The happiest people are those who are contributing to society.
I'm just a socialist at heart.
I'm a human being, just like everybody else. I'm up some days and down others. Some days, I just refuse comment. If I'm feeling a little down, I won't say anything. But if I'm really up, I'll let it all hang out. I do have a slight propensity to put my foot in my mouth.
The whole idea of television news or any kind of news is to inform people about things they need to know about.
If you panic that's a good way to lose. You have to stay in control.
I'm a millionaire, I guess, but I'm just a normal person and I like everybody, taxi drivers, whoever you are, to call me by my first name and talk to me on a man-to-man basis. I think the garbage collector is as important as the goddamned president.
Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again.
The more good I do, the more money has come in. You have to learn to give. You're not born to give. You're born selfish.
If you can get yourself where you're not afraid of dying, then you can move forward a lot faster.
To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.
I've never run into a guy who could win at the top level in anything today and didn't have the right attitude, didn't give it everything he had, at least while he was doing it; wasn't prepared and didn't have the whole program worked out.
Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair.
If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out.
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