Johnny Vegas Quotes - Page 2

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• You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

  Johnny Vegas

  Las Vegas, Comic, Stage

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• Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

  Johnny Vegas

  Watches, Comedy, Fine

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• I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

  Johnny Vegas

  Birthday, Party, Kids

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• It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

  Johnny Vegas

  Strong, Parent, Lovely

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• Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

  Johnny Vegas

  Wise, Block, Said

  "Tears of a clown" by Laura Barton, www.theguardian.com. March 27, 2006.

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• I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

  Johnny Vegas

  Fans, Cheese, Bigs

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• Class still matters in Britain today.

  Johnny Vegas

  Class, Matter, Today

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• Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

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  Witty, Airports, Finding Yourself

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• My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.

  Johnny Vegas

  Home, Holiday, Vacation

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• The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

  Johnny Vegas

  Christmas, Years, Boards

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• I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

  Johnny Vegas

  Kind, Organised

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• Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.

  Johnny Vegas

  Book, Writing, Reason

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• Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

  Johnny Vegas

  Las Vegas, Enough, Baldness

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• I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune.

  Johnny Vegas

  Song, Clever, Pie

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• I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

  Johnny Vegas

  Struggle, School, Two

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

  Johnny Vegas

  Giving, Emotion, Deserve

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• For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

  Johnny Vegas

  Spiritual, People, Leader

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• I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it.

  Johnny Vegas

  Jobs, Night, Thinking

  "Johnny Vegas: Boozy comic sheds six stone as he tries to clean up his act" by Beth Neil, www.mirror.co.uk. May 30, 2009.

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• You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.

  Johnny Vegas

  Dad, People, Half

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• There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

  Johnny Vegas

  Certain, Domino Effect, Effects

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• There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure.

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  Spiritual, Earth, Not Sure

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• When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

  Johnny Vegas

  Confidence, Children, Hands

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• Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

  Johnny Vegas

  Terrible

  "Here's Johnny ..." by Decca Aitkenhead, www.theguardian.com. March 13, 2006.

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• I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway.

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  Going Away, Wikipedia, Use

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• There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring.

  Johnny Vegas

  Jobs, Couple, Phones

  "Johnny Vegas: Boozy comic sheds six stone as he tries to clean up his act" by Beth Neil, www.mirror.co.uk. May 30, 2009.

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