Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when your hair starts to thin, it must feel as if your life is being worn away ... as if you've taken a giant step in the direction of death, the last Big Consumption.
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.
I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.
According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
By common consent, gray hairs are a crown of glory: the only object of respect that can never excite envy.
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