Baldness Quotes

• Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

  Larry David

  Inspirational, Funny, Men

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

  Don Herold

  Funny, Humorous, Appearance

  Don Herold (1926). “There ought to be a law--”

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• I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

  Clive Anderson

  Hair

  "Whose Line Is It Anyway?/ Series 3 London Compilation". Comedy, Game-Show, www.imdb.com. 1991.

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• I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Humorous, Mean

  Twitter post from Jul 21, 2011

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• Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

  Matthew Arnold

  Hiking, Mountain, Grandeur

  'Wordsworth' in 'Essays in Criticism' Second Series (1888)

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• Women love a self-confident bald man.

  Larry David

  Funny Love, Love You, Romantic Love

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

  William Hazlitt

  Funny, Humor, Hair

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• There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

  Logan Pearsall Smith

  Men, Age, Sides

  Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"

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• When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.

  John Glenn

  Funny, Sex, Humorous

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• The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

  Gail Porter

  Loneliness, Causes, Worst

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• Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.

  Evan Esar

  Hair, Tears, Next

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• The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

  Helen Rowland

  Funny, Humorous, Men

  Helen Rowland (1909). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”

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• It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.

  Marcus Tullius Cicero

  Grief, Hair, Sorrow

  "Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, Tusculanarum Disputationum, III. 26, p. 347-49, 1922.

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• A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Fire

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• I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when your hair starts to thin, it must feel as if your life is being worn away ... as if you've taken a giant step in the direction of death, the last Big Consumption.

  Haruki Murakami

  Taken, Mean, Thinking

  "The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle". Book by Haruki Murakami, 1994.

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• Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things.

  Evo Morales

  Europe, People, Disease

  Evo Morales' speech at the inauguration of conference on climate change in Cochabamba, Bolivia, April 20, 2010.

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• Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

  Earl Wilson

  Sex, Women, Thinking

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• This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

  Pauline Kael

  Movie, Looks, Actors

  Pauline Kael (1989). “Hooked”, E P Dutton

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• If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Nature, Science, Men

  "Life Without Principle" (1863)

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• It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.

  Marcus Tullius Cicero

  Moving On, Broken Heart, Heartbreak

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• I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

  Greg Proops

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• Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.

  Eric Hoffer

  Funny, Humorous, Hair

  Eric Hoffer (1996). “The Passionate State of Mind”

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• According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

  Federico Fellini

  Doctors, Light, Suffering

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• Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

  Johnny Vegas

  Las Vegas, Enough, Bigs

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• By common consent, gray hairs are a crown of glory: the only object of respect that can never excite envy.

  George Bancroft

  Respect, Hair, Envy

  George Bancroft (1855). “Literary and historical miscellanies”, p.75

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