Jane Wagner Quotes - Page 2

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• Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

  Jane Wagner

  Ego, Ego Trip, Infinity

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• It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

  Jane Wagner

  Ambition, Thinking, Ambitious

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• Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

  Jane Wagner

  Crazy, People, Insanity

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• Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

  Jane Wagner

  Thinking, People, Giving

  Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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• A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

  Jane Wagner

  Women, Memorable, Optimistic

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• To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

  Jane Wagner

  Thinking, Zippers, Garments

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• The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

  Jane Wagner

  Love, Perspective, Mind

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• The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

  Jane Wagner

  Kids, Knowing, Being A Kid

  Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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• To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.

  Jane Wagner

  Sex, Term, Having Sex

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• ... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

  Jane Wagner

  Conscious, Mobile, Hard

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• I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

  Jane Wagner

  Distance, Two, Parent

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• If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

  Jane Wagner

  Thinking, Ideas, Survival

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• My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

  Jane Wagner

  Reality, Thinking, Views

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• When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

  Jane Wagner

  World, Firsts, This World

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• Reality is just a collective hunch.

  Jane Wagner

  Reality, Hunches, Collectives

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• I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

  Jane Wagner

  Failure, Night, Two

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• Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

  Jane Wagner

  Night, Nuts, Coke

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• Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

  Jane Wagner

  Thinking, Drug, Freak

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• It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

  Jane Wagner

  Doe, Affair, Boring

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• Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

  Jane Wagner

  Picnics, Life Is

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• Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

  Jane Wagner

  Sex, Persons, Personal Things

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• I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.

  Jane Wagner

  Sick, Trends, Victim

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• If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

  Jane Wagner

  People, Might, Way

  Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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• Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

  Jane Wagner

  Desire, Want, Stills

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