Jane Wagner Quotes

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• The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

  Jane Wagner

  Funny, Success, Women

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• It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

  Jane Wagner

  Complaining, Needs, Belief

  "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe". Play by Jane Wagner, 1985.

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• If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

  Jane Wagner

  Funny, Baby, Humor

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• Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

  Jane Wagner

  Power, Impact, Small Gestures

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• At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

  Jane Wagner

  Understanding, Moments, Awe

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• I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.

  Jane Wagner

  Stress, Reality, Causes

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• I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

  Jane Wagner

  Worry, Humanity, Principles

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• What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

  Jane Wagner

  Reality, Hunches, Collectives

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• Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

  Jane Wagner

  Funny, Illusions Of Grandeur, Delusions Of Grandeur

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• My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

  Jane Wagner

  Mom, My Mom, Going To Work

  Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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• I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

  Jane Wagner

  Worry, Creative, Drug

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• When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

  Jane Wagner

  Dancing, Molecules, Mystical

  "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe". Play by Jane Wagner, 1985.

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• Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

  Jane Wagner

  Getting What You Want, Realizing, Knows

  Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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• What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

  Jane Wagner

  Trying, Denial, Ends

  Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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• I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

  Jane Wagner

  Goal, Worry, Tunes

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• The truth can be made up if you know how.

  Jane Wagner

  Made, Know How, Knows

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• People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

  Jane Wagner

  Sex, People, Listening

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• One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

  Jane Wagner

  Spiritual, Atheist, Science

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• You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

  Jane Wagner

  Dream, Children, Doctors

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• I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

  Jane Wagner

  Dying, Worst, Whole Life

  "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe". Play by Jane Wagner, 1985.

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• Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

  Jane Wagner

  Funny, Intelligent, Talking

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• I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

  Jane Wagner

  Inspiring, Loss, Pounds

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• Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.

  Jane Wagner

  Childhood, Young

  Jane Wagner (1995). “My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann”, Hyperion

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• I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

  Jane Wagner

  Dark, Worry, Fleas

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• Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

  Jane Wagner

  Mirrors, Laughing

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