The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.
I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
The truth can be made up if you know how.
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.
What you try to bury just ends up burying you.
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.
What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
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