Having Sex Quotes

• Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

  Billy Crystal

  Sexy, Funny Sex, Being Single

  "Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.

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• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

  Lily Tomlin

  Witty, Sex, Believe

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• When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

  Matt Groening

  Witty, Sex, Lessons To Be Learned

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• A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

  Gloria Steinem

  Marriage, Jobs, Sex

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• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

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• It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

  Joan Rivers

  Love, Life, Sexy

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• I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

  Groucho Marx

  Sex, Funny Relationship, Goggles

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• My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

  Helen Gurley Brown

  Girl, Sex, Philosophy

  "Cosmopolitan's Helen Gurley Brown Dies at 90", www.cnbc.com. August 13, 2012.

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• Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love.

  Gilbert Arenas

  Falling In Love, Sex, Making Love

  "Gilbert Arenas: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. September 23, 2010.

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• There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was special enough to start a club about it, for pete’s sake.

  Jessica Valenti

  Sex, Special, Clubs

  Jessica Valenti (2009). “The Purity Myth: How America's Obsession with Virginity Is Hurting Young Women”, p.24, Seal Press

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• I'm 36-years-old and I'm learning about definitions that I should have known when I started having sex.

  Nate Parker

  Sex, Should Have, Years

  Source: www.ebony.com

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• Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

  David Mazzucchelli

  Sex, Mean, Special

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• If you're raised in a household where questions are encouraged, you're the minority. It's sad. One of the things that has resonated the most for me is that, in the '50s, if your sex life was unfulfilling, it was your fault, as a woman. It was never the man's fault. Millions of women thought they were working with faulty equipment. If they couldn't have orgasms from having sex with their husbands, then they were broken. That's insane, and everybody believed it.

  Lizzy Caplan

  Sex, Husband, Men

  "Lizzy Caplan Talks MASTERS OF SEX, Her Real-Life Counterpart, Going to Work and Watching People Pretend to Have Sex, and More". Interview with Christina Raddish, collider.com. October 5, 2013.

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• What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

  Milos Forman

  Sex, Funny Sex, Masturbation

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• Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.

  Dave Attell

  Sex, Animal, People

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, 2003.

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• Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

  Charles Barkley

  Sex, Wife, Boss

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• We've got a planet in which we don't want to have everybody having sex, and most people are lonely anyway.

  Howard Rheingold

  Lonely, Sex, People

  Source: medium.com

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• Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Sex, Two, Pumps

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• Writing is self-reinforcing. Don't make a fetish out of it, and don't surrender to the myth of the garret, or the myth of the chained muse. It's like playing the guitar, or practicing taekwondo, or having sex. The more you do, the better you get. The better you get, the better it feels. The better it feels, the more you want to do.

  Jay Lake

  Sex, Writing, Guitar

  Interview with Patrick Wolohan, www.sfsignal.com. August 24, 2009.

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• Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• I don't know how men can be held to that Ohio State agreement [on having sex], policy, anyway, because everybody knows in sex men don't think with their brains.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Sex, Thinking, Men

  Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com

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• You can pretend everything's fine, but if there's an unhappiness or you're not having sex or you're not communicating or you're made to feel third best in the house and you don't address it and you just try to put on a nice face and a smile, that kind of aggression and anger is going to come out in some sinister way.

  Eli Roth

  Sex, Nice, House

  "Eli Roth Talks 'Knock Knock,' Parallels between Gore and the Destruction of Art, and More". Interview with Perri Nemiroff, collider.com. August 27, 2015.

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• I wouldn't want to promote teenage girls having sex. But the reality is, it's happening, and they're just a little too young to understand how careful they need to be. That's a big battle with me, because I'm 23, and a lot of my fans are eight years younger than I am, so there's a bit of a tug-of-war there. I want to set the right example and, at the same time, live my life.

  Rihanna

  Girl, Sex, Teenage

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our sexual problems, and she's sitting in the front row smiling. I just go, "Mom, you can't sit in the front row, you can't smile. You have to go way in the back and dress in black. If I see you it's like you're breaking in when I'm having sex with my wife. It's just wrong."

  John Leguizamo

  Mom, Sex, Talking

  Interview with Haley Weiss, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 31, 2016.

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