If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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