There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Good sex is a mystery. Perhaps humping and pumping is not a mystery, but good sex is a mystery, and how human beings become truly intimate remains a mystery.
Good sex isn't just fun, it keeps us sane and happy. Having sex with someone makes us feel wanted, alive and potent.
I'm not really much of a shopper. I have to say that I'd definitely prefer good sex. What makes good sex? Oh my god. I think you need to feel free and you have to really trust the other person. And you have to have that strange, mysterious chemical connection.
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