Good Sex Quotes

• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

  Billy Joel

  Witty, Sex, Peanut Butter

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

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• Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

  Deepak Chopra

  Relationship, Sex, Emotion

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• Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Funny, Marriage, Hilarious

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• Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

  Billy Crystal

  Sexy, Funny Sex, Being Single

  "Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.

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• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.

  Henry Miller

  Funny, Sexy, Sex And Love

  Sexus ch. 21 (1949)

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• Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Sex, Fun

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• I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

  Woody Allen

  Life, Sex, Answers

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• Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

  Camille Paglia

  Sexy, Clever, Funny Sex

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• Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Sex, Fun, Golf

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• Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

  Terry Pratchett

  Sex, Fun, Writing

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• The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

  Truman Capote

  Witty, Sex, Good Things

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• There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Funny, Hilarious, Single

  P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books

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• Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

  Bai Ling

  Sex, Love Is, Drug

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• Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.

  Spalding Gray

  Sex, Might, Skiing

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• There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  Dustin Hoffman

  Inspirational, Funny, Sexy

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• Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Sex, Humorous

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• Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  Robin Williams

  Funny, Single, Sexy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Crush, Sex, People

  Marilyn Monroe, Roger G. Taylor (1983). “Marilyn Monroe in her own words”, Putnam Pub Group

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• Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

  Sharon Stone

  Funny, Relationship, Sexy

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• Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

  Kevin Costner

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

  Bill Cosby

  Education, Sex, Believe

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• Good sex is a mystery. Perhaps humping and pumping is not a mystery, but good sex is a mystery, and how human beings become truly intimate remains a mystery.

  Erica Jong

  Sex, Mystery, Intimate

  "Getting Intimate with Erica Jong". Interview with Royal Young, www.interviewmagazine.com. June 1, 2011.

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• Good sex isn't just fun, it keeps us sane and happy. Having sex with someone makes us feel wanted, alive and potent.

  Alain de Botton

  Happiness, Sex, Fun

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• I'm not really much of a shopper. I have to say that I'd definitely prefer good sex. What makes good sex? Oh my god. I think you need to feel free and you have to really trust the other person. And you have to have that strange, mysterious chemical connection.

  Kristin Davis

  Sex, Thinking, Connections

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