I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.
Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.
My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.
They aren't making mirrors like they use to.
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.
Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.
Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.
Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.
Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
[To the critic who wrote a negative review:] I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
There is less in this than meets the eye.
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