Tallulah Bankhead Funny Quotes

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• Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Girl, Time

  Recalled on her death,12 Dec 1968.

• If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Life, Witty

  "Tallulah: My Autobiography". Book by Tallulah Bankhead, 1952.

• All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Life, Humorous

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Sex, Giving

• Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Inspirational, Funny, Acceptance

  "Tallulah: My Autobiography". Book by Tallulah Bankhead, 1952.

• It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Girl, Sexy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Life, Mistake

  Tallulah Bankhead (1952). “Tallulah: My Autobiography”, p.94, Univ. Press of Mississippi

• Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Life, Humor

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